1 - babies throw up and drool on everything and anything. nothing is safe!
2 - there is no such thing as routine
3 - your baby's laugh is the best sound in the world
4 - your baby's smile is the most beautiful thing in the world
5 - they really do grow very fast
6 - all baby clothes are cute
7 - sleeping is something you remember doing before baby was born
8 - it is possible to worry 24 hours a day 7 days a week
9 - there is no such thing as taking too many photos and videos of your baby
10 - each moment is precious
11 - you will start to be able to do things half asleep eg changing nappies, breastfeeding, preparing formula etc
12 - doesn't matter what anyone else thinks, your own baby is THE CUTEST baby in the world. Those who disagree are not friends or family anymore. hahahahahahahahahahahah!